28 -- They Don't Really Work On Land Either

JONATHAN: You know, comb-overs do not really work well under water.
GEOFFREY: wut?

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2014

27 -- Something, Something, A Coat With Arms, Or Sleeves, Or Something

[A] HAROLD [screaming]: AAAAAAAA--
[B] HAROLD [screaming]: AAAAAAAA--
[C] HAROLD [screaming]: AAAAAAAA--
[D] HAROLD: There's something in my head!

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The Feral Corral

an adequate comic series by E. Ducharme-Johnson

2014

26 -- Donate A Gift To A Gift Horse

YVETTE: Hi, mister!
GEORGE ANNE: Shhh, do not bother him. He's unstable.

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2014

25 -- You Gotta Watch What You Say Around Alan

[A] PHILIP: Do either of you know what time it is?
[B] KYLE: It's 9:50 am.
[--] ALAN: I have 9:53!
[C] KYLE: Well, I rounded it to the nearest 10 mins.
[D] ALAN: I don't like to round. I guess I'm just a square that way.

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an adequate comic series by E. Ducharme-Johnson

2014

24 -- Having Trouble Articulating

[A] YVETTE: Mom, do you think we'll get a worm bus this time?
[B] GEORGE ANNE: Oh honey, I do not think thatthey are called "worm buses."
[C] YVETTE: The Ones That Are worms are!
[D] GEORGE ANNE: ... [beat] What the -?
[E] OWEN: * * wheeee

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Side Note: I totally made ​​this comic so I could remember that the "accordion" buses are call "articulated" [see title].

It was also inspired by a kid I overheard at a bus stop calling it a "worm" bus, though.

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2014

23 -- That, And He's A Cheetah

JEFF: Come back! I just wanna talk.
MICHELLE: Lies! All Lies! This is why we broke up in the first place, Jeff.

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2014

22 -- [No Title Available]

[A] RICK: Stop me if you've heard this before--
[B] ALAN: I've Heard That before.
[C] RICK: No, no I have not Said anything yet..
[D] ALAN: I think you've Said too much already.

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an adequate comic series by E. Ducharme-Johnson

2014

21 -- One Bear, Two Bear

[A] MACK: I can not take it anymore! The stress is just too much for one to bear bear.
[B] IAN: You've gotta get a handle on yourself, Ian.
[C] IAN: Hmm, that did not Seem to help.

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2014

20 -- Exhibit A

JASON [yelling]: Get off! Get off! Get off! --

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2014

19 -- Lost In Translation

[A] -
[B] ISAAC: Bombs away! *
[C] PHOEBE: Merde!
[D] -
[E] ISAAC: Suck it, humans. **

* Caw!

** Caw, caw.

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2014

18 -- We Missed It!

[A] ZOEY: Girls rock!
[-] CHAD: Yeah, I know!
[B] CHAD: As long as guys do not wear skirts, they do not have skirts. So, it's the girl's skirt!
[C] -
[D] sad_trombone.wave
[E] ZOEY: Seriously, what's going on ?!
[F] -
[G] -
[H] -
[I] -
[J] DAN: Did you say it?
[-] CHAD: Yeah.
[K] CHAD: Do you have my five bucks
[L] [Missing image]
[M] * ba dum tiss *

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2014

17 -- Bucks Will Be Bucks

[A] THEODORE: Hey, let's go out drinking tonight!
[B] TOM: I don't know, you guys. We've got that gig tomorrow.
[C] THEODORE: What's the worst that could happen?
[D] --

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2014

16 -- You're Still Spelling His Name Wrong!

CARL [screaming]: WHHHAAAAAARRRGGHH!!1!

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2014

15 -- Projection

[A] CHAD [inaudible dialogue]: ||'| || |||' ||' ||'||'| || '||| ||' |. 
[B] ZOEY [inaudiable dialogue]: ||'| ||' ||. 
[C] --
[D] ZOEY: A human body istead of a head? [beat] What a horrible nightmare!

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The Feral Corral

an adequate comic series by E. Ducharme-Johnson

2014

14 -- Only Gained Two Pixels Of Weight

[A] VICTOR: *ugh*
[B] PHILIP: You really need to start exercising.
[C] PHILIP: Because you're really out of shape!
[D] VICTOR: please... kill... me...

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Side Note: this is titled "Only Gained Two Pixel of Weight" because I had to add two pixels to connect a small portion that had got separated from the main body, due to the 'zigafication'.

Hence, Victor having gained "weight".

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13 -- A Bit Too Much To Chew

DAN: Kinky.

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12 -- Neigh'ms

[A] VICTOR: Geez-louise, Georgeanna! [beat] You look like you're nearly at the 11 month mark. [beat] Have you given any thought on some baby names, yet?
[B] GEORGEANNE: You know, they're just called "names", right?
[C] VICTOR: Not if you pick a good one!
[--] GEORGEANNA: I swear I don't know you.
[--] VICTOR: Sure you do. You know my name!

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11 -- This Comic Doesn't Exist

ROGER: Hey!
ALAN: Hay is for horses!
ROGER: We ARE horses!
ALAN: Technically, we're just ones and zeros.

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2014

10 -- Larry The Luddite

[A] JAMES: *tweet*
[B] LARRY: Bugger off, James. I'm not going to subscribe.
[C] JAMES: ass.
[D] --

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2014

9 -- "But I Don't Caribou't The Crops!"

[A] SAMMY: What's the weather like today?
[B] SUE: It's going to rain, dear.
[C] SAMMY: Well, that'll be good for the crops.
[D] --

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2014

8 -- Charles Gets A New Job

[A] STEVE: How was your orientation.
[B] CHARLES: It was great. I learned a lot!
[C] STEVE: Excellent! Just remember to pick up a quartet of steel-toe shoes before your next shift.
[D] CHARLES: You realize that ALL horseshoes are steel-toe, right?

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2014

7 -- Just Reflecting On Things

[A] WILLIAM: Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought you saw something that couldn't possibly be there?
[B] HANK: Oh! Like a person you didn't know was in the room with you?
[C] --
[D] HANK: Dude.

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2014

6 -- Looks The Same To Me

[A] KYLE: Woah! Your new hairdo is insane!
[B] EDNA: You're insane! Hehe, "urine".
[C] EDNA [laughing maniacally]: HAHAHAHA--
[D] --
[E] --
[F] EDNA: Yeah, the hairdresser did a good job.

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2014

5 -- "Medic!"

[A] ALAN:  If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens when a doctor has an apple?
[B] --
[C] --
[D] ALAN: Something like that, I suppose.

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4 -- You'd Better Believe It

[A] PHILIP: I'm so goddamn fabulous
[B] PHILIP: so
[C] PHILIP: goddamn
[D] PHILIP: fabulous

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3 -- Stereotypes

[A] --
[B] ALAN: Dat ass.
[C] JACK: Racist much?
[D] ALAN: Shit! They can talk?

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2014

2 -- Ein Deutscher Witz

[A] ZOEY: Girls rock!
[--] DAN: Ja, ich kenne.
[B] DAN: Solange Jungen tragen Röcke nicht, haben sie Röcke nicht. Demnach, es ist das Mädchen Rock!
[C] --
[D] sad_trombone.wave
[E] ZOEY: wat?

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2014

1 -- A Good Start

[A] --
[B] --
[C] --
[D] ALAN: Well, this has started out pretty shitty.

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an adequate comic series by E. Ducharme-Johnson

2014